Father figures come in all shapes and sizes, whether it be your actual dad, brother, grandfather, uncle, stepdad or family friend. But one aspect of the role is almost instrinsic: the (groan-inducing) jokes! There’s a certain level of infamy when it comes to the brand of humor dads have, and since most dad jokes are situational, take advantage of Father’s Day and turn the tables!  After all, the greatest compliment of all is emulation. He’ll be proud!

(And if you’re a father figure yourself, you can use this as ammo.)

• What’s the top frozen treat choice of dads everywhere? A pop-sicle.
• Which spiders have the greatest paternal instinct? Daddy Long Legs.
• What did the buffalo dad say when his son was about to leave? Bison!
• Do fathers always snore? No, only when they’re asleep.
• Why would a warm sweater make a good Father’s Day gift? Because he’s the coolest.
• Why should Dad take an extra pair of socks with him on his golfing trip? In case he gets a hole in one.
• How do you know when a joke becomes a true, bona fide dad joke? Well, when it becomes apparent!

To make up for these jokes, treat the dad in your life to one of our Summer Signature Meals! From Tri-Tip to Fried Chicken to BBQ Ribs, he’ll be glad for a break from the grill. Order online or call ahead to your local Nugget Markets to make sure you're good to go!

Too late to order? Never fear! We have a variety of delectable dad-worthy diner-style recipes he’s sure to love.